LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DAVE CHAPPELLE! ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >>THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU AGAIN. YOU KNOW, BEEN A LONG TIME. IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME. SO PLEASE BE PATIENT. YOU KNOW, I DIDN’T KNOW THAT DONALD TRUMP WAS GOING TO WIN THE ELECTION.
Imagine yourself living in what’s often called the most secretive country on the planet. To you much of the outside world is a mystery; much of what you do know comes by way of government propaganda. While unbeknownst to you officials in your country might be free to use Facebook, Twitter and LinkedIn, there’s no
♪ ♪ ♪ >>James: ♪ TELL ME SOMETHING KEYS (CHEERS) ♪ I HEAR YOU’RE SET TO HOST THIS YEAR’S GRAMMYS>>♪ DIDN’T YOU HOST IT TWICE? MAYBE YOU COULD GIVE ME SOME ADVICE?>>James: ♪ COMFY SHOES AFTER FOUR HOURS, YOU’LL FIND YOURSELF DRINKING CHEAP BOOZE (LAUGHTER) ♪ STEALING FROM GIFT BAGS A CANDLE FOR FREE ♪
– People often assume that I am like the character Fleabag, simply because I wrote it. Sexually depraved, foul-mouthed and dangerous, and I always have to say to them, “Yes.” – Emmy-winning “Fleabag” creator Phoebe Waller-Bridge made her “Saturday Night Live” hosting debut this weekend. Of the many hilarious sketches she appeared in, one of
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( APPLAUSE ) >>James: THE GRAMMIALS WERE ANNOUNCED, THE NOMINATIONS, AND YOU ANNOUNCED THE GRAMMYS THREE TIMES.>>YES.>>James: I’M GOING TO HOST THEM IN FEBRUARY.>>I HOSTED THEM BEFORE ANYONE WAS ALIVE IN YOUR AUDIENCE ( LAUGHTER ) >>James: WHAT DO YOU HAVE ADVICE — WHAT ADVICE DO YOU HAVE FOR ME?>>WE WERE AT THE SHRINE AND