Pros and Cons of Hosting the Oscars

Pros and Cons of Hosting the Oscars

– SO THE OTHER DAY, I TOLD YOU WHAT I DID OVER THE SUMMER, AND I FORGOT TO MENTION SOMETHING PRETTY IMPORTANT, PRETTY BIG. I CAN DESCRIBE IT IN ONE WORD: “OSCAR.” [cheers and applause] MY NEIGHBOR OSCAR FINALLY GOT HIS BRACES OFF. HE HAS PERFECT TEETH, SO HE ONLY HAS TO WEAR THE RETAINER