-There was a thing saying you might run for mayor. -For New York. No, New York, not South Bend. -No, for mayor of New York City? -Yeah, I know, I’m going to start with New York. Listen, no. [ Cheers and applause ] It’s not — Thank you, I appreciate that. -Standing ovation. -Thank you.
Guys, Kaneez will be here in 2 minutes. The shot is ready. Yeah, coming. Manik don’t fumble this time. Manik, guys. Manik. -Is he crying? -Hey! What happened buddy? I just broke up with Nitya. What happened? Parents didn’t approve? Inter-caste marriage! No chance they would’ve approved. -Plus the cancer. -Cancer! -We found out during
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SCARLETT JOHANSSON. ♪♪♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>THANK YOU! [ APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I AM SO HAPPY TO BE BACK HERE AT “SNL.” YOU KNOW, THE LAST TIME I HOSTED WAS IN 2015 WHEN THE MOST UPSETTING THING IN THE NEWS WAS THAT “MAD MEN” WAS ENDING. BUT NOW
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DAVE CHAPPELLE! ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >>THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU AGAIN. YOU KNOW, BEEN A LONG TIME. IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME. SO PLEASE BE PATIENT. YOU KNOW, I DIDN’T KNOW THAT DONALD TRUMP WAS GOING TO WIN THE ELECTION.
– People often assume that I am like the character Fleabag, simply because I wrote it. Sexually depraved, foul-mouthed and dangerous, and I always have to say to them, “Yes.” – Emmy-winning “Fleabag” creator Phoebe Waller-Bridge made her “Saturday Night Live” hosting debut this weekend. Of the many hilarious sketches she appeared in, one of