-There was a thing saying you might run for mayor. -For New York. No, New York, not South Bend. -No, for mayor of New York City? -Yeah, I know, I’m going to start with New York. Listen, no. [ Cheers and applause ] It’s not — Thank you, I appreciate that. -Standing ovation. -Thank you.
YOU KNOW, FOLKS, EVERY NIGHT BEFORE TAPING, I COME OUT HERE AND TAKE QUESTIONS FROM THE AUDIENCE. AND IT’S SO TRUE WHAT THEY SAY: THERE ARE NO STUPID QUESTIONS. THERE ARE ONLY MY STUPID ANSWERS. AND WE RECORD ALL OF THAT AND SHOW THEM TO YOU. JIM?( APPLAUSE ) SIR, YOU’LL HAVE TO DO. YES?
PLEASE SAY HELLO TO THE ONE AND ONLY JAMIE FOXX. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ >>WOO! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>Brie: I WAS TOLD NOT TO SIT UNTIL YOU SIT.>>OH, MAN, BRIE, YOU LOOK AMAZING.>>Brie: THANK YOU, SO DO YOU. HOW DIE LOOK BEHIND THE DESK?>>IMAGINE, OUR TELEVISION MONITOR ALMOST FELL OFF WHEN I CAME OUT THE BACK.
IS ANYONE READY FOR CHRISTMAS? I REALLY HOPE NO ONE IS, BECAUSE MY KIDS, THOUGH, ARE VERY READY. THEY’VE HAD ENOUGH OF BEING GOOD. THEY ARE DONE WITH IT. THIS ELF ON THE SHELF IS LIKE THE FBI WATCHING THEM AT ALL TIMES. MY DAUGHTER JANE IS 5 NOW. SHE’S VERY FOCUSSED ON THE ELF.
– After Ari Shaffir exposed himself last night at Skankfest, we’re gonna emotionally expose ourselves. – I have so many Dan questions. – And I will threaten to suck Jay’s emotional dick. That’s what we are. We’re the afternoon show! ♪♪ ♪♪ (indistinct chatter) – I’m gonna go smoke a cigarette then. – I think
The world is ending. This is our final broadcast. Lets talk about that. ♪ (theme music) ♪ Good mythical morning. Today’s episode could be grounding, or it could be disturbing, or it could be fun. – I think it’s gonna be all of those things. – A lot of possibilities. Because people love to talk
How good are we at identifying these hot sauces while blindfolded? Let’s talk about that. ♪ (theme music) ♪ – Goooooooood Mythical Morning. – Nothing transforms a meal quite like a hot sauce, one of my favorite things to put on top of food. And today we’re gonna find out who’s better at tasting the