Attention Deal Hunters: Free Leap Day Weddings In Hell!

Attention Deal Hunters: Free Leap Day Weddings In Hell!

LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT THE HEADLINES. AS YOU KNOW, SOUTH CAROLINA WILL BE GOING TO THE POLLS TO VOTE FOR THE DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE ON SATURDAY. WHICH MEANS JOE BIDEN ONLY HAS ABOUT 48 HOURS LEFT TO PUT HIS FOOT IN HIS MOUTH AND OFFEND AN ENTIRE STATE. 48 HOURS! IT’S A CRITICAL PRIMARY FOR

Public Domain Songs w/ Jamie Foxx

Public Domain Songs w/ Jamie Foxx

>>James: WELCOME BACK. NO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IF THERE IS ONE THING I LOVE IT’S GETTING ROMANTIC ON A COLD WINTER’S NIGHT AND IF THERE IS A SECOND THING I LOVE IT’S SINGING MEDLEYS OF SONGS WITH MY FRIENDS. BUT PAYING FOR THE RIGHTS TO SING SONGS ON TELEVISION CAN BE VERY, VERY EXPENSIVE. AND

Ken Jeong Takes Over The Late Late Show

Ken Jeong Takes Over The Late Late Show

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>Ken: HELLO! THANK YOU! OH, MY GOD! THANK YOU SO MUCH! WELCOME TO “THE LATE LATE SHOW” WITH ME, KEN JEONG. THANK YOU! YOU MAY KNOW ME AS “THAT GUY” FROM “THAT THING” WHICH YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT WAS “OKAY.” ( LAUGHTER ) I’M FILLING IN FOR JAMES CORDEN, WHILE HE’S TAKING

Chance The Rapper Brings a British Accent to Late Late

Chance The Rapper Brings a British Accent to Late Late

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >>THANK YOU, THANK YOU! WOW THANK YOU. THANK YOU, THANK YOU! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) THANK YOU. THAT’S RIGHT, I’M CHANCE THE RAPPER FILLING IN FOR JAMES CORDEN WHO IS OFF ON HOLIDAY. SO GRAB YOURSELF A CUPPA TEA AND A SCONE AND WE’RE GOING TO– .>>Reggie: YOU DON’T HAVE TO USE A

Chance The Rapper Changes the News One Word at a Time

Chance The Rapper Changes the News One Word at a Time

BEING A LATE NIGHT HOST REQUIRES READING A LOT OF HEADLINE, HONESTLY, THAT GETS EXTREMELY DEPRESSION– DE PRESSING VERY FAST. SO I DECIDED TO TAKE SOME OF TODAY’S HEADLINES AND PUT A POSITIVE SPIN ON THEM. I’M GLAD YOU GUYS LIKE THE IDEA. THIS IS A SEGMENT THAT I LIKE TO CALL CHANCE’S HEADLINES.>>Reggie: CHANCES

Nuzzle Whaaa? w/ Chance The Rapper, Taraji P. Henson, Lil Nas X & Taylor Bennett

Nuzzle Whaaa? w/ Chance The Rapper, Taraji P. Henson, Lil Nas X & Taylor Bennett

NOW WE’LL BE PLAYING THESE GAMES IN TWO TEAMS, TARAJI AND MYSELF VERSUS LIL NAS X AND TAY, ONE PERSON FROM EACH TEAM WILL PUT ON A BLINDFOLD AND REGGIE WILL THEN HOLD UP AN OBJECT. THE COMPETITORS WILL THEN HAVE TO NUZZLE THE OBJECT WITH THEIR FACES AND THEIR FACES ONLY, TO TRY AND

Melissa McCarthy Attempts Celebrity Noses

Melissa McCarthy Attempts Celebrity Noses

>>WELCOME BACK, SO IF YOU ARE A FAN OF THIS SHOW, YOU KNOW THERE A SEGMENT JAMES IS ALWAYS TRYING TO DO BUT HE CAN’T EVER SEEM TO FIGURE IT OUT. SOMETHING ALWAYS GOES WRONG. THERE ARE ALWAYS COMICATE KAITIONS T IS SORT OF LIKE JEEZ, GET IT TOGETHER, CORDEN. SO I THOUGHT I WOULD

*Everyone* Is Included in Melissa McCarthy’s Monologue

*Everyone* Is Included in Melissa McCarthy’s Monologue

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >>HI! (APPLAUSE)>>THANK YOU, COME ON! GON, THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO MUCH. WELCOME TO THE SHOW. I’M MELISSA McCARTHY. I’M NOT JAMES CORDEN, ALTHOUGH I DO GET THAT A LOT. WHICH IS FUNNY. I AM SO EXCITED TO BE HERE. IS AONE ELSE HERE TONIGHT WEARING THEIR INCLUSION ROBE? (LAUGHTER) ANYONE I

Melissa McCarthy & Allison Janney Were Cut from the New ‘Star Wars’

Melissa McCarthy & Allison Janney Were Cut from the New ‘Star Wars’

>>A LOT OF BIG MOVIES ARE BEING RELEASED THIS HOLIDAY SEASON AND I’M PROUD TO SAY WE WERE IN MOST OF THEM. EMPHASIS ON WERE.>>THE SCENES THAT GET CUT OUT OF MOVIES ARE OFTENTIMES BETTER THAN THE ONES THAT STAY IN. LIKE, A LOT, A LOT BETTER.>>THAT IS WHATTER O PEOPLE SAY.>>EXACTLY. THAT’S WHY WE