Why Don’t Humans Have a Penis Bone?

Why Don’t Humans Have a Penis Bone?


There are 206 bones in the human body, and
yes, it’s the same for men and women. No, women don’t have fewer ribs than men,
and men don’t have one extra bone, if you know what I mean. You know what I mean. But several mammals, including our close relatives
like chimpanzees, do have that extra bone, so today let’s talk about why other animals
have penis bones while humans got the shaft. It wasn’t always this way. Researchers who traced its evolutionary timeline
found the penis bone, also known by its scientific and less fun name the baculum, first evolved
around 145 million years ago after placental and non-placental mammals split. This means that way back, our ancestors had
a baculum, and on the way to being human they lost it. The researchers put that about 1.9 million
years ago. Ironically, in the time of Homo erectus. The reason why we lost our baculum may be
down to our mating strategy. Baculum length in primates is closely correlated
with intromission time, which is how long the penis is inside the vagina. If a primate is going to spend a longer time
doing their monkey business, it helps to prop up their banana. What constitutes a long intromission? According to the researchers, 3 minutes, and
humans don’t quite make the cut. Our average time from penetration to ejaculation
is less than two minutes, so it looks like we just don’t need the extra support. There are primates like bonobos who copulate
for 15 seconds at a time, and yet they still have a baculum. This might be because they’re polygamous
primates, where many males mate with many females, meaning competition is stiff so they
have to be too. In other polygamous species, having a bone
in their boner will help keep them copulating longer, so other males don’t get a chance
with their lady. They are, quite literally, cock blocking. By comparison humans face less competition
for mates because of our monogamous mating strategy. And that along with short intromission times
may be why our baculum was lost to history. You may think we got stiffed, but I have some
news that’ll pick you up. Penis bones come in all shapes and sizes,
and while some of them are impressive and slightly terrifying, like the 2 foot baculum
of the walrus, plenty of them aren’t. Chimps, for example, have a baculum about
the size of your fingernail. In fact even without the extra skeletal bone,
humans still have the biggest penises of the great apes. So, you know what, I don’t miss it. Great news! Amazingly nobody owns the domain name walrusbaculum.com. You can register it or any other great domain
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Carin talk about it on Wild Sex, here. Make sure you subscribe for more videos and
remember… Gorillas, with all their chest-thumping, only
have a 2.5 inch penis. Showing yet again, that we are all compensating
for something. Thanks for watching and I’ll see you next
time on Seeker.

100 thoughts on “Why Don’t Humans Have a Penis Bone?

  1. Two Minutes? Oh if only it were so easy. This is why we humans invented foreplay and most women enjoy a good tongue punch to the pink skin.

  2. This is a Spiritual War…

    Supposedly in this Technocracy, Int'l Jewry promised West to Communist China. That's after a few more years of languishing and some more internal skirmishes.  And Greater Israel expansion is firmly established. Sandwiched between Big Oil and African HiTech Resources. "To be anti-Communist is to be anti-Jew!" – Jewish Village Voice. Maybe there's something to that. Fired Professor UC Davis – Darrell Y. Hammamoto and many others say this is the NWO agenda. Vancouver is already called Hongcouver. Mandarin is now the second most spoken language in the West, after our mongrel English language. Which was given to the world because it is subservient to the Jewish legal language, example "Smart" is 'injured' in Jewish law language…

    I don't know… People seem to be rotting right now. This deceit in the world is almost unbearable to so many. If China is promised West, then bring it on!  Although they do engage in space travel bullshit, like every other bullshitter nation. And China has some of the most emotionally unavailable people in the world. Hence, warehousing workers for 13-16 hours in skyhigh buildings. And a net below to catch them if they want to escape by committing suicide. China’s 88 million Communist Party members have also been reminded by Xi not to “betray or abandon” Marxism….

    Remember those record collections they sold on 📺. The sound-alikes. Or it was the original artists, only re-recording a hit song, but it's not quite the same, and it's not quite as good. That's life now in U.S, once again, we're "Under Occupation". And we're being pushed a life that's not authentic, and not quite as good… It's so disheartening… Everyone I say "We're under occupation!" to say that's exactly what it feels like and the way to describe it!  

    Amy Goodman is a Chabad mob media jew Construct feigning sincerity or she wouldn't get a platform… 

    "Most of my friends are Jews!" – Jordan Peterson. Of course they are Jordan Peterson or we'd never hear your neutered Chabad Mob jew usury caste system supremacist cabal-free conversations…

    Give a tribe control of your finance, they can pay themselves whatever it takes to rule over the other tribes.
    Jerry Seinfeld made 4 million💰for 20 minutes per episode of Seinfeld at height of show. Nobody's that funny. Get a real comic alone and he'll let you know comedy loses its 2 main ingredients when paid for it, 'Spontaneity&Truth', it becomes preachy and agenda-driven. Now Jerry Seinfeld goes to IDF FANTASY CAMP and pretends to 🔫 shoot Syrian children in the face. Syria is the most diverse nation in the Middle East and perhaps one of the most diverse countries in the world…

    Judaism is a land-based religion.
    Their ficticious 'Promised Land' stretches from Nile to Euphrates/U realize how many tribes would be slaughtered for that to happen. Choseness is traitorous to all other tribes.

    The West is "Vice", drugs, wars, disease, we are being paid to self destruct.. 

    Media is a Chabad mob platform.

    Little Bennie Shapiro plays Schindler's List theme at his early childhood recital. Fact: Schindler's List is a book of fiction. Little Bennie Shapiro has been brainwashed from birth…

    Little jewy Bennie Shapiro is this whack job's protege. Bennie wants power, once he gets it. He won't give a rats ass about us. It's the nature of Int'l Jewry…    https://youtu.be/NVKr5lLUR4A

    Circumcision kills over 50% of nerve endings in penis. Foreskin provides natural stimulation for lubrication in females. Jews promote this practice in all their usury ran mammon societies. 90+% of all baby boys born in hospitals are now being circumcised. Hollywood actresses paid millions to crinkle their noses at our Creator's original work. J*** are re-engineering mankind and it's demonic Masonry. These people know exactly what they're doing. This is a Masonic, barbaric, demonic, blood ritual, performed on babies..

    https://youtu.be/urmWwqphR9A

    Trump is talking about pouring more money into fake mars colony and space travel. He's a Chabad mob casino boss who filed bankruptcy multiple times, a jew Construct. Can't you see.

    I worked for studios, one of my first jobs was at Universal Studios. Every other week, there was a bomb threat and they'd clear us out of the Lew Wasserman building like we were little children. I was so naive back then as to why. By the end of my tenure, I knew exactly why. Media is the 4th Branch of this unelected, criminal, Chabad mob government. Those people engage in such monstrous, criminal, deceit.

    By the end of my time in media industry, I can tell you they were throwing out real audiences and were hiring desperate low-income Blacks, with no geo-political understanding. Having them sign confidentiality agreements. Media Producers figured out a way to subsidize their hourly pay with taxpayer dollars. They were paid to feign sincerity for revenge aggressions in Middle East, give paid questions and responses, after their 911 false flag fiasco Greater Israel Expansion land grab. Both Bill Maher on the left and FOX Media on the right, engaged in this criminality, as well as many other media outlets. Making these demeaned, dumbed-down, Blacks do retakes for maximum revenge fervor. I know this is overused, but it was absolutely so surreal. They would indoctrinate them first with game shows, then they would graduate them. And pay them a little more💰 for political shows….

    I lived all over L.A., San Fernando Valley… Finally Eagle Rock/Mt. Washington area, when all of the 911 propaganda took place.

    I'm sorry but Hollywood has to go! Art was never meant to be centralized in one place for long as it has been. And certainly not in the same Chabad Mob's grip. Art grows stagnant and agenda-driven, and downright wicked left in one place, especially Hollywood/aka Newest Babylon…

    Or sometimes they get "actors"/tools, like Ashton Kutcher to testify in front of Congress and U.N, pay them real big shekels. Same thing as dumbed-down, demeaned Blacks, only more prominent venues. Ashton and his wife Mila own multi-million💰penthouse in Tel Aviv. It was so ridiculous, he testified, stealing lines from Rickie Lee Jones song "Flying Cowboys", he even used her phrasing, I caught it right away, omg, it was so ridiculous and sad too… There's no authenticity in this current way of life, it's disheartening….

    Jew deceit never ends, in fake tech either..
    I have mapped out all of NASA's land grabs, those, along with CIA/MOSSAD' Zuckerberg's Menlo Park CA compound, another fraudulent Construct. These are more than what they appear to be strategically. Pricey real estate driving citizenry into interior. I don't know if anyone else has noticed how Machiavellian this looks and is, just on the surface.

    I saw the fake Zuckerberg marriage as a ceremonious, Masonic Construct as well. MOSSAD passing West off to China for assistance with Greater Israel Expansion. There's nothing Harvard Dormroom, 'inventor-ish' about Howdy Doody' Zuckerberg, okay maybe Zuckerberg's Howdy Doody face, but he's just a fake frontman. These are foreign military ops. Printing money for themselves, while 1/4 of U.S homeless live in California. They're bringing in Chinese and paying them $200,000+ annually to start. Perth Cyprus, etc., This is a global crime syndicate, the Art of War… Move peasantry to interior, encircle them… People need to grow up!
    Once you see, you can't unsee…

    Alex Jones is the new bloated Rush Limbaugh, wouldn't surprise many of us, if he's pumped up on Vicodin and Oxy-Cotin's as well, like Rush Limbaugh once was. Alex is just more paid Chabad mob joo sh*t! Paul Joseph Watson, Joe Rogan, super sleuth journalist' Abby Martin too, all joo sh*t! "Obama tried to stop it!" – Abby Martin on Joe Rogan podcast regarding Greater Israel. OMG, that podcast was some serious shilling. Everybody got an eye opener that day, many stopped listening to Joe's podcast after that, I know I did… Obama Administration bombed the shit out of seven nations for Greater Israel Expansion Project sandwiched between Big Oil & African Hi Tech Resources.  Bloomberg Corporation and other cultural and breeding alliance members calling themselves jews. Engaging in incestuous eugenics to maintain caste system supremacy based on usury not merit are already entrenched in Africa for major jew heist. Killing Brown Babies, a 35% Christian population Seculars and some Muslims for land grabbing Rothschild Masonic Jewry. Obama ok'd an extra 💰38 billion for welfare queen Bibi Netanyahu upon exiting White House. Obama owns luxurious mansion in joo bought' Dubai. These people are moving operations to Middle East and Africa. This tribe and their minions are parasitic. Historically, jooz always leave their host nations in shambles….

  3. NAH YEAH I CAME HERE TO SE MONEKY BALLS YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…………………………T_T thanks for mental scaring……………………………>.<

  4. No fucking way humans on average have Sex for less than 3mins. Lol sometimes I have over 30mins to 3h. This would explain something else though.

  5. 0:48 and for the first time i will stop your video and won't continue it , and please , i think i mistaken this channel . don't talk as if 100% of humans believe in the monkey theory. if this channel is made for this sake, am sorry am leaving , bye.

  6. But monogamy is a social construct that happened 2,500+ years ago…consequently due to cost of taxes. It's still natural for most men to want or maintain relationships with more than one female at a time. The main problem is that associate doesn't approve too much and it cost too much money to be in a full on polygamic relationship. There is also religious bias too.

  7. Cool! it was my childhood dream to open a domain called "Walrus Baculum.com"
    thanks seeker now I will surely make the world a better place

  8. CORRECTION: Why dont MEN have a penis bone. fucking cucks…you will not normalize this…only MEN HAVE PENIS…AND ONLY WOMEN VAGINA.

  9. Actually men have a floating rib. The floating rib does not count as a woman's extra rib connecting to her xiphoid or dapont under the sternum pedaphile. So take that bullshit Middle eastern fairytale

  10. Please stick to actual science, less feminism infested vids please (edit: like the recent 'lesbien albatroz' dog turd you recenty updated). Thanks.

  11. Cuz if we fucked tok hard and break our bones most women won't even want to have sex with us after seeing how our dicks are in weird broken shapes. That's why.

  12. Keep in mind that it is an organ and needs vitamins and proteins to function properly. This is where a good penis health creme comes in.. these are loaded with nutrients and deliver them all directly to the penis for maximum benefit. I use one called Man1 Man Oil… it is awesome. Check it out.

  13. I need you to watch a boatload of Mike Hoggard videos , Bible numerics and Bible and DNA and others before you discount Jehova Jesus God of the King James Bible because it blew me away and now I believe Bible truly is true. Amen

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